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Scroll. Unlock. Click. Pancho reacts (barely).

Pancho’s journey
good days. bad days. same Pancho.

Pancho style: underreaction, awkward silence, tiny wins. Pick GOOD or BAD, scroll to unlock, click for the second line.

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Pancho
Pancho approves (barely).
Pancho
“ok.”
Pancho
Good day… segun tu.
Unlocked: 1/7Mode: GOODCompletion: 14%
Pancho • no bs • fed up • still vibing

Story Mode

Chapters unlock on scroll. Quotes type in. Click a chapter to switch to the second punchline.

Mode: GOOD/BAD GOODClick for punchline
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GOODChapter 01
Pancho
Same Pancho. Different problems.

Woke up

Eyes open. Already tired.

Pancho:
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GOODChapter 02
Pancho
Same Pancho. Different problems.

Coffee didn’t spill

Cup full. Floor clean. Rare event.

Pancho:
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GOODChapter 03
Pancho
Same Pancho. Different problems.

Bank app loaded

Balance visible. No error message.

Pancho:
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GOODChapter 04
Pancho
Same Pancho. Different problems.

Someone liked the video

One notification. Not hate.

Pancho:
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GOODChapter 05
Pancho
Same Pancho. Different problems.

Gym (briefly)

One machine. Seven minutes. Leaves.

Pancho:
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GOODChapter 06
Pancho
Same Pancho. Different problems.

Paid rent

Account sad. Lights still on.

Pancho:
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GOODFinal Chapter
Pancho
Same Pancho. Different problems.

Still here

World loud. Pancho quiet.

Pancho:
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Pancho vs real life. Avoid shit. Stay tired.

mini-game
Mini-Game: Dodge the 💩
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Episodes

Episodes from the timeline. Click one (soon).

episodes
Pancho compra el dip
Episode 01
Pancho compra el dip
He buys the dip. It keeps dipping. It wasn’t the dip.
Pancho descubre que $0.00
Episode 02
Pancho descubre que $0.00
The dev vanishes. Wallet empty. It was his primo.
Pancho intenta explicar crypto
Episode 03
Pancho intenta explicar crypto
Family dinner. Charts come out. Nobody asked.
Pancho dice “I’m early”
Episode 04
Pancho dice “I’m early”
He buys confidently. It was the literal top.
Pancho corre de ICE
Episode 05
Pancho corre de ICE
Paid taxes in crypto. Timing was terrible.
Pancho entra al gym motivado
Episode 06
Pancho entra al gym motivado
New routine. Seven minutes later, he leaves.
Pancho intenta comer sano
Episode 07
Pancho intenta comer sano
Salad plan fails. Ends up crying at Taco Bell.
Pancho se despierta temprano
Episode 08
Pancho se despierta temprano
Big plans. Zero productivity. Back to bed.
Pancho vende en pérdida
Episode 09
Pancho vende en pérdida
He sells for peace. Token does 10x right after.
Todo va a estar bien
Episode 10
Todo va a estar bien
He stares at the ceiling. Says it anyway.
Pancho se hace rico en crypto
Episode 11
Pancho se hace rico en crypto
Buys the top. Wins anyway. Still tired.
Pancho se vuelve viral
Episode 12
Pancho se vuelve viral
Brushes teeth. Internet explodes. He doesn’t care.
Pancho y Steve
Episode 13
Pancho y Steve
Backstage chaos. Money everywhere. Pancho stays bored.
Pancho abre OnlyFans
Episode 14
Pancho abre OnlyFans
Checks earnings. Expectations vs reality. Awkward silence.
Pancho y Tekashi 69
Episode 15
Pancho y Tekashi 69
Loud party. Flashy phones. Pancho unimpressed.

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